There's lots of cool stuff someone could buy if they stole your credit card-a top of the line full suspension titanium mountain bike, a Strat, a kick ass stereo system, plane tickets to Patagonia, entry fees for a USDAA trial, the list is endless. But no, my credit card gets stolen by Dorky McDorkface and the best he can do is 6 months worth of World of Warcraft which apparently is like smack for nerds. Geez, if you're gonna steal my credit card at least buy some good stuff so I can live vicariously. At least I hope my character is a big bad ass fire breathing dragon or something but given this geek's complete lack of imagination I'm probably a nerdy little hobbit.
And BTW, you know you're getting old and out of touch when you have to consult Wikipedia to splain to you just what exactly it is that the kids are buying with your stolen credit card.