I had a job interview today and this super genius guy, top of his field working on all this crazy smart, innovative ground breaking type stuff who's interviewing me has a 2"-3" long hole in his pants right across his butt. I'm dressed up in the fanciest clothes I have and pantyhose no less and I'm staring at this guy's underwear. Too funny. At least I didn't have dog kibble on my butt which was a problem I noticed at the last minute at one of my last interviews. Here's a tip kids, clean off your car seat before you sit down on it in your fancy business suit.
If they decide they like me I have to go back for a personality test, some other kind of psychological test, an IQ test and an engineering test. Funny thing is I'm not sure which one I would do the worst on.